Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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