Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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