Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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