This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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