omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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