I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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