just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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