How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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