with your own penis?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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