so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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