Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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