I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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