piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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