also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
