I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
It's never too late to be topless.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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