And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
He did a backflip because drugs
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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