why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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