She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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