he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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