i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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