They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
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