It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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