My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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