I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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