So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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