Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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