i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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