Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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