who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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