I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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