Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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