I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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