Dual....:-)
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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