Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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