i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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