He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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