The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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