my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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