you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I don't deserve a penis
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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