bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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