next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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