I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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