I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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