yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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