Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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