I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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