honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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