so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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