Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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