I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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