Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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