dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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