he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
