Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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