i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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