so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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