next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
