I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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