Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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